So what do the Montreal Canadiens do after they play one of their shittiest games this season? and thats saying alot because the habs have been less Anti Climatic then a nursing home without the habs beloved sponsor Viagra. Anyways what do the boys do right after that lack off climax?
They all get fuckin hurt.
WHAT THE FUCK
Virgin Mother Carey Price? he's a baby la la he probably has a cold. What a little bitch, take some fuckin vitamins. I bet if a stripper came over he would be too sick for that, But no sex before marriage he is the virgin mother, only blow jobs.
Dandy? He has good reason for being out and uhm aaa "Mad Props" to him for finishing the period with a broken arm, Thats how big boys do it Harey Carey.
Sak aka Richu aka Kovi? He's fuckin gone too, foot injury, what a delicate little flower this one is eh? Oh i hurt my foot a few times, i lost my eye. Suck it up get a new eyeball. I'm definitely held back from adding the Cancer in there but what do you think i am? Satan? no way he plays for Pittsburgh HA, ok that wasn't funny.
Higgy Smalls? He's fuckin gone for whats speculated to be something like 6 weeks FUCK, although one o my favorite guys on the team for reasons like if he could change his name it would be Jean Claude Van damn or He like Wu Tang (thats a huge plus) or he would be a kola if any animal, to be quite frank, he got a hat trick dedicated it to his mum and then hasnt done all that much since. Sorry Sue.
B.J Laraque? Thinking its B.G not B.J, well if you ask anyone Blow jobs rank way higher then Big George, plus he pretty much has been doling out the blowjobs rather then the pain anyways so fuck it he's B.J Laraque. He's out for a groin injury, probably blue balls from all that dick sucking and he hasnt gotten anything in return. Fuck i hate him, what a waste of a spot on the roster.
Komisauras? HE'S SKATING AGAIN. MAYBE HE'LL BE BACK. I MISS HIM AND THE SWISS MISTER BUT WE CAN ONLY GET ONE OF THOSE BOYS BACK INTO MY LIFE SO KOMI COME BACK.
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