Snide, sarcastic, hilarious, embarrassing and occasionally serious commentary on The Montreal Canadiens and the NHL provided by these hoes...
Lyndsey Elizabeth Has a thing for Russians, Belorussians...heck any Eastern European with a stick. She's really excited by George Parros' moustachio (epic), and HATES when people sing Ole at hockey games (it's not soccer, cunts!) And shhh, she wants to bone Evgeni Malkin.
Fave Habs: Sergei, Higgy, Ko-fa-lef, Halak
Miss Lilly Doesn't understand the relevance of porn so long as there are hockey fights on YouTube. LOVES D-men.
Fave Habs: Komi, Halak, Gorgeous Gorges, The Hammer, and O'Byrne.
Fact: They both want to be BFF with Chris Higgins, and share a love for koala bears and gift cards.